Venus de Milo — I Don’t Speak French
Venus de Milo — I Don’t Speak French
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Discovered in 1820 on the Greek island of Milos, the Venus de Milo—Aphrodite of Milos—was taken to France and entered the Louvre the following year. This design pairs her unmistakable silhouette with a wry cultural protest: “Je ne parle pas français.”
Printed on a substantial Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt made from 100% ring-spun cotton, with a relaxed unisex fit and a soft, lived-in feel.
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) heavyweight fabric
- Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Sizes S–4XL
- Blank garment sourced from Honduras
Made to order: Printed and fulfilled by our apparel partner. Apparel may ship separately from other Pappas Market items, and its delivery charge is calculated at checkout.
Size guide
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18¼ | 26⅝ |
| M | 20¼ | 28 |
| L | 22 | 29⅜ |
| XL | 24 | 30¾ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31⅝ |
| 3XL | 27¾ | 32½ |
| 4XL | 29¾ | 33½ |
Measurements are garment dimensions. For a roomier fit, choose the next size up.
Shipping: Calculated at checkout; eligible continental U.S. orders of $250+ receive free ground shipping. Product-specific exceptions appear above.
Returns: Eligibility varies by item—review our return policy or contact us before ordering if you are unsure.
Need help? Contact us about ingredients, sizing, condition, gifting, or delivery timing.
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Shipping is calculated at checkout for each shipment. Items fulfilled by different makers or suppliers may arrive separately. Eligible continental U.S. orders of $250 or more receive free ground shipping where shown; product-specific exceptions appear near the purchase buttons.
Returns
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