Venus de Milo — I Don’t Speak French

Discovered in 1820 on the Greek island of Milos, the Venus de Milo—Aphrodite of Milos—was taken to France and entered the Louvre the following year. This design pairs her unmistakable silhouette with a wry cultural protest: “Je ne parle pas français.”

Printed on a substantial, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 shirt made from 100% ring-spun cotton, with a relaxed unisex fit and a soft, lived-in feel.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Sizes S–4XL

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

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